a no-less week

Even though I frequently insist that I'm nearly always up for sex, my man has a hard time initiating. He feels like he's intruding; he's scared of rejection and, frankly, he just doesn't know what to do to turn me on. Having me be the initiator isn't the solution. I've done it before and it just leads to more problems. So, what's a girl to do?

Tonight I told him I'm having a "no-less week." If he approaches me, he's getting laid. Anytime, anyplace. He says, "that won't work because I'll feel like you're just doing it out of obligation."

I say, "But I'm the one who said "no-less week," so obviously it was my choice from the start."

He says, "oooh."

We'll see how it goes. God, I hope he fucks me in the kitchen.